October Revolution

Happy October Revolution folks. Today is the day that America’s greatest enemy was birthed. What a horrible day it is today.

Hah. It isn’t even October anymore. Those commies were so dumb, haha, I love America.

Once we prove that the 2020 election was rigged in favor of the do-nothing Democrats, we can finally root out the communist submersives hiding amongst our good American people. I look foward eagerly to the day that the One True President retakes the throne.

May democracy die in darkness, and may republicanism rise from its ashes.